Good evening, Wolf! Good evening, Sunred! Good evening, everyone! π "Two hunters are in the forest when one of them collapses. He seems to have stopped breathing and his eyes are glassy.
His panicked comrade calls the emergency services: "My friend is dead! What can I do about it? "The operator quietly answers: "Calm down. I can help you with that. First let's make sure he's dead."
A moment of silence, followed by a gunshot.
The hunter takes the handset back: "It's okay, now what? "
A Female comes into the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter... - What are you doing? What are you doing? He answers: - I hunt flies... - Did you kill any of them? - Yes, 3 males, 2 females Intrigued, she asks him: - How do you tell the difference between females and males? He answers: - 3 were on the beer can, 2 on the phone. π all
tells his wife Female they are very busy... Tell me, darling, you could tell me when you have an orgasm. - But, honey, you don't want me to call you at work! π» We do not
say "police" but "hydrated epidermis" π» Jean-Marie
returns from a meeting in Marseille, and sees on the roadside an Arab who has just had an accident, he is bloody and about to die. As he is in a day of kindness, Jean-Marie opens the back door, puts the injured person in the back seat and starts to go 180 to get to the hospital as quickly as possible. On the way, gendarmes on motorcycles chased him for a little excessive speed. Jean-Marie, concerned about the laws, stops in front of the gendarme. On his way to Jean-Marie, he glanced at the back seat and said: - So Jean-Marie, we poach?
π» Counterfeiting
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tourist admires the Swiss coat of arms The tourist admires the thigh hickies Γ± Good
are walking in the street. Suddenly, they see an animal droppings: - Do you think it's dog shit? - I don't know, taste it! The other puts his finger in it and answers - Yes, it seems fine to me - Wait, I taste it too! He puts his finger in it too and licks it carefully - Yeah, that's dog shit - Well, fortunately we didn't walk in it
It's happening in Belgium, in a bourgeois house. The maid (Belgian) is making dust in her boss's room while she puts make-up on in front of the hairdresser. The Female finding a used condom under the bed: - Oh well then once, that's disgusting then... The lady of the house: - But let's go Ginette, please... keep it right! - Of course, ma'am... but it's still really disgusting once! - All it takes is Ginette... so you never have sex in Belgium? - Of course it is, ma'am... but not to the point of leaving the skin on!
....It's two Swiss people walking around. Suddenly, one of them turns around and crushes a snail. The other said,"But you're crazy. - You bet, he's been following us for half an hour. π€‘ Have a good
a supermarket, two guys shock each other head-on with their shopping carts. Unworthy, one of them asks: - Hey! Can't you be careful? - Excuse me, I didn't see you. I was looking for my Female. - Here! What a coincidence! I'm looking for mine too! And what is your Female like? - Well, she is tall, brown, very deep blue eyes, extremely well-made legs, generous breasts, fleshy lips. She wears a very tight black suit with a low neckline, a little too much maybe, and a transparent blouse. And yours, how is it? - Oh, forget it! Let's go find yours...!
